✨ FlexMami (DJ + MTV Host)✨

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✨ DJ (AUS/LDN)
✨ MTV Presenter
✨ Youtuber (Beauty/Lifestyle)
✉️ DJ: dan@makeragency.com
✉️ Beauty: erin@maxconnectors.com.au
💌 Misc: lil@flexmami.com

http://youtube.com/flexmami

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FEELING MYSELF SOMETHING SEVERE, BUT WHAT’S NEW ✨ AS EXPECTED, THIS WIG HAS BREATHED SOME NEW LIFE INTO MY ALREADY GRANDIOSE SENSE OF SELF 😈 YOU WANTED DETAILS, SO I MADE A WHOOOOLE MF YOUTUBE VIDEO ON HOW I FINESSE SYNTHETIC WIGS 💅🏽 NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MY HUMAN HAIR CREATIONS 😛 WATCH THAT BEFORE YOU ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS LOVE YOU 💕
OK GIVE THEM AN APPROACHABLE PICTURESQUE MOMENT 😭 LOOKING LIKE THE WOMAN OF YOUR MF DREAMS 💅🏽 MY MOOD SAYS VENICE BOARDWALK BUT MY GPS SAYS KINGSTON HARBOUR IN CANBERRA 🐸 HUMBLING
👑 WHEN @RICONASTY SAID “I’M A POPPIN ASS BICH, LET ME REMIND YOU” I REALLY FELT THAT TO MY CORE 😈 MY AURA STOMPIN ON NAYSAYERS 🤑 YOUR CHAKRAS CAN’T EVEN SPELL ALIGNED 😂 MY MUM BLESSED ME WITH THIS EGO, I’M INDEBTED TO HER TBH 💅🏽
OK EXCUSE ME FACE!!!! 😈🔥 SERVING YOU SKIN ON SKIN ON SKIN TODAY YES MA’AM 🌺 PROTIP: IF U WANT TO GLOW LIKE U GET ENOUGH SLEEP, SUN, THAT GOOD STROKE AND HYDRATION USE A BAKED HIGHLIGHTER AND PUT IT *EVERYWHERE* 🔮 I’M USING @MACCOSMETICSAUSTRALIA CHEEKY BRONZE MINERALIZE SKINFINISH ON MY BROW, CHEEK, NOSE AND CHIN 🍒 FEELING LIKE THAT BITCH #FIXFAM
OK MAKE SURE YOU ENGRAVE MY VIRTUAL TOMBSTONE WITH: “NEVER MISSED AN MOMENT TO FLEX ON YOU” 😈 ALSO I UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO 2 YOUTUBE ON WHY IT’S OK TO BE A “BAD” FRIEND ✅ WE’RE LEAVING OBLIGATION AND ASSUMPTION IN 2018 🧐 AND INSTEAD WE’RE ADOPTING 👏🏽 CLEAR 👏🏽 EX 👏🏽 PEC 👏🏽 TA 👏🏽 TIONS 👏🏽 BICH (EYE INSPIRED BY @RALUULU)
OK COME THROUGH ARTS AND CRAFTS 🎨 SHE’S SERVING YOU A FAMILY FRIENDLY MOMENT ✏️ FINALLY GOT TO TRY THE @CRAYOLA.BEAUTY FACE CRAYONS ON MY EYES 👀 + LIPS 👄 AND I’M HYPE ON THE END RESULT ✅ THEY DO GO ON QUITE BALMY, SO IF YOU WANT STAYING POWER - YOU NEED TO SET THEM 😈
OK SO IN TODAY’S NEWS: I’M STILL CUTE, STILL SERVING 🍋 ZAC EFRON HAS DREADLOCKS 😭 THERE’S A CONSPIRACY THAT A FEW CELEBRITIES ARE IN FACT, REPTILES 🦎 AZEALIA BANKS IS DRAGGING NICKI MINAJ ... AGAIN 😈  IGGY MF AZALEA IS BACK AND TRENDING ON YOUTUBE 😂 WE’RE SHAKING
DON’T LET THIS POWERFULLY PERFECT YET FLAWED HUMAN 🤪 DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT I’M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT PERSONALITY TYPING, THE APOCALYPSE AND MY HOT SHIT SENSE OF SELF 😈WE LIKE LEARNING, UNLEARNING, SHARP EYEBROWS, HUGS AND NUANCED DISCUSSION IN THIS HOUSEHOLD BICH 👾
EDIT: WINNER IS @GISENCHY 🚨 ATTENTION: MASSIVE GIVEAWAY TIME 😈💰YOUR FAVE (MEEEE!!) HAS PARTNERED WITH 🍓@MECCAMAXIMA TO GIVEAWAY 👏🏽 ALL 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 WINNING 👏🏽 BEAUTY 👏🏽 ELECTION 👏🏽 PRODUCTS TO ONE LUCKY PERSON (YOOOOU!!) 🤩 #MECCABEAUTYJUNKIE -
To enter, all you have to do is:
1. Follow @flex.mami and @meccamaxima
2. Like this pic and describe the MECCA Beauty Election using emojis in the comments.
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Giveaway open until 11.59pm (AEST) 10/7/18. One entry per person, AU only, full T&Cs on Mecca Maxima’s Facebook Notes or at this link: https://goo.gl/9YLnLY
I WOKE UP TODAY FEELING SUPER OFFENDED THAT NOT *ONE* ALIEN HAS TRIED TO KIDNAP ME 🤬 AFTER SOME CRITICAL THINKING AND A FEW LISTENS OF DRAKE’S NEW ALBUM 💰I REACHED OUT TO THE SOURCE HIMSELF BECAUSE OFCOURSE 🔮 THIS IS MY LIGHT GLAM FIRST DAY ON MARS MOMENT, YOU’RE WELCOME #COLLAB @RIMMELLONDONAU
YES, I’M GREAT AT MY JOB, JUST LOOK AT THE MF EVIDENCE 👀 I EXIST SOMEWHERE BETWEEN CHARADES AND A DOLLOP OF DRAMA 💅🏽 LOVE ME 🤮 VIA @MTVAUSTRALIA BECAUSE #UNPLUGGED IS MF BACK 🔮
OK PUSH THROUGH BOYSENBERRY 👅 GIVE THEM STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE WITH A TOUCH OF YOUNG ADULT ANGST 🍓 THIS WIG WAS CREATED WHILE I WAS WATCHING HOURS OF CONSPIRACY VIDEOS 👽 SO JUST KNOW WHEN I’M WEARING IT, I’M TUNED IN TO HIGHER MF FREQUENCIES 🤬 #QUESTIONEVERYTHING ETC