Annie Murphy

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VANITY GIRL HOLLYWOOD REPORTING FOR BEAUTY.
Turns out they did not have the time for two mani/penises.
If you like fresh produce, you’re going to LOVE season 5...
Season 5 is back in da house in Januaryyyyy! There will be: WIGS, WRISTS, EYEBROWS, MOTELS (actually probably just one), LITTLE BLUE HELMETS and LOTS of other things - you can count. on. that. ✨
“5-year-old Annie Murphy spins a gripping and dramatic tale of an evil huntsman who thinks better of catching the little glow worm. A profound plea to all of the evil huntsmen of today to think twice before being shitty, shitty weenuses to the little glow worms of today.” - The New York Times Book Review
Fortunately/unfortunately for God, Beyoncé is God now.
Just a couple of ma’am’s cod fishing in rubber ensembles.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Happy belated anniversary, @mennovers. I looked it up, and 7 years isn’t actually copper and wool - it’s two muscly German tourists NAMED Koper and Wöl dressed in identical outfits taking pictures on a ferry. You’re welcome. ❤️
Not sure if you got my birthday text @instadanjlevy, so trying this route instead! Happy birthday to my ride and die! (Please let me know you get this. Are you ok? Thanks.)
I’m going to be co-hosting this music fest(ival) with @mattymatheson on September 2nd!
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Things I know about Matty: very many tattoos, much lung capacity, makes delicious food, much vivacious personality.
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Things I know about co-hosting a festival: nothing.
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....the bands will make up for it. Link to tickets in biooooo....
Mary-Kate and Ashley.