Annie Murphy

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Just a couple of ma’am’s cod fishing in rubber ensembles.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Happy belated anniversary, @mennovers. I looked it up, and 7 years isn’t actually copper and wool - it’s two muscly German tourists NAMED Koper and Wöl dressed in identical outfits taking pictures on a ferry. You’re welcome. ❤️
Not sure if you got my birthday text @instadanjlevy, so trying this route instead! Happy birthday to my ride and die! (Please let me know you get this. Are you ok? Thanks.)
I’m going to be co-hosting this music fest(ival) with @mattymatheson on September 2nd!
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Things I know about Matty: very many tattoos, much lung capacity, makes delicious food, much vivacious personality.
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Things I know about co-hosting a festival: nothing.
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....the bands will make up for it. Link to tickets in biooooo....
Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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Trying to be more like Jackson Pollack in the sense that when I metaphorically chain smoke over my metaphorical giant canvas and drop a metaphorical matchstick in, I say “fuck it, yolo, that’s where metaphorically stays.”
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There’s a matchstick in here. Find it if you’re so bored.
Oh you’d better believe I found my marble collection, and you’d better believe I’ll buy you anything your heart desires because if I recall correctly, I am now rich beyond my wildest dreams. Hit me up.
I like to think that this place would move Bono so deeply he’d take off his dumb blue sunglasses and whisper “yaas”.
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Yappy Pride, dawgs! #pride