Annie Murphy

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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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Doing my best to follow @luckymakeup‘s direction to “look less like a fist” @vulturefestival. 📸@jucophoto
If you’re into three or potentially even more wild optical illusions, is this ever the photo for YOU!
Lots of this face arrangement to look forward to/ deal with in season 4 of @schittscreek! January 9th in 🇨🇦 and January 24th in 🇺🇸.
I feel very strongly that if Banksy saw this art piece, he’d want to collaborate.
This is my friend Jack. Jack either wants to move to LA so he can poop on Donald Trump’s walk of fame star every single day, or be a famous rapper.
This city deserves to have “2Become1” lovingly sung to it every damn day.
HELLO WE’VE BEEN IN NEW YORK FOR 5 MINUTES.
Not to be like THIS IS THE BEST BOOK I’VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, but this is the best book I’ve ever read in my life. I can’t recommend it highly enough - especially to those of you who, like me, often exist in a state of hopeful sadness.
(Top left) Me, age 5 – Just put dog food, batteries, and shaving cream into my mum’s purse because “I needed them”. Played with blood pressure machine.
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(Top right) Me, age 14 – Just bought my first box of tampons because I needed them. Played with blood pressure machine.
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(Bottom left) Me, age 17 – Just bought my first box of condoms because “I needed them”. Played with blood pressure machine.
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(Bottom right) Me, age 30 – Just bought dog food, batteries, and shaving cream because I needed an excuse to play with the blood pressure machine.
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@shoppersdrugmartofficial #ShoppersTopPicks #partnership
This is not a spooky Halloween post. This is a bloody-eyed girl standing in front of Instagram asking it to help her.
Daddies like (p)leather.
This for the next three nights, cause when I wife, I wife hard.