Shannon Ray

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Did I get a butterfly lower-back tattoo for this? Trying to get into a seance at the Magic Castle. And Chili’s.

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JUST CALL ME SCREECH MF-ING POWERS, MAN. (Video by @yesca87, moves by @maddybrowe, video editing by me, shoes by Jesus Christ. Or evolution.)
Doing the absolute most, party of one. (🎥: @devonhembury)
DRINK MY FLAVOR AID. (Trust me, it was Flavor Aid.)
@sashanovikov_ saying “oh yeah” is my new ringtone.
I love when @leilan_i captures me jaywalking (CALL 911) to harass innocent strangers so I can talk to the tiniest dog I’ve ever seen.
Who says I hate the beach? Look at me just lounging in the sun!
Mayday, mayday: I have lice.
Just a troll and this statue.
Is this how you Seattle or whatever** (**repurpose a halloween costume/wear a men’s denim jacket)
I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.