Shannon Ray

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Did I get a butterfly lower-back tattoo for this? Chili’s is really good.

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Me, pretending I know shit about wine when everyone knows I only drink trash. (📸 via @heyirisdotcom)
I think about this Dorian Corey monologue from Paris is Burning a lot. But it feels especially important as I start my 37th (JESUS CHRIST) year of life. Just it enjoy it, y’all. Enjoy it. And if you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.
We. Are. Magic. Never forget your power. Happy International Women’s Day.
Remember when I used to write blogs? Me neither. Well, I wrote a half-drunk (of course) one on my distain for beauty samples. Link in profile!
Me, whenever anyone is happy about anything.
Okay, but like EXACT SAME.
When I was just Baby Trash growing up in New Port Richey, Florida, I used to say, “I’M GOING TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA ONE DAY.” Life is weird. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just like super, super, super in love.
It’s the aspirational Pisces queen’s birthday, so show some damn respect.
No (weave) days off, bra. (Except when @carolinaaag91 works her magic on my hair, like today.)
I would be so easy to assassinate. (And THIS is my real face and hair, stupid Snapchat, so suck it.)
SNAPCHAT IS 🚮. These filters are too much. This is not what I look like. This looks like a Vaseline-smeared portrait of an American Girl™️doll made to look like me. Why do we do this to ourselves? Grandma needs her wine medicine. Bye.