Todd Van Allen

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Comic. Podcaster. Photographer of cats and dumb signs, people, events.

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The Roman Pyramid: The Big Middle-Finger to Egypt
“When exiting the subway in Rome, please do not do ‘The Mashed Potato’. Grazie.”
Okay, Ontario. I voted. Your turn. Seriously don’t mess this up. #onpoli
Dammit. I got shingles.
I talked to @e.v.wolfe on my podcast CATP and she was great!
Good morning #Toronto #HappyEaster #melnykout
Doing this great show tonight and you should come see it!
I’m on this show tonight and it’s gonna be awesome!
Happy to announce that I put together a comedy album recorded in Kingston to be released April 6. You can pre-order it Mar 29 online or at my shows at Absolute Comedy in Toronto Mar 29-Apr 1.

Love to all except the jerks.
Of all the messages my wife has sent me about our dog, this is probably has EGOT written all over it.