John A. Miller

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Stand up Comedian | Philanthropist | Ferrari enthusiast | Prophet

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When my opponent starts to sweat  And his fatigue is noticeable 
I remind him
He’s only a man.
#youcantbeattheinternet 
#icantbestopped
In the Am 
when most are still asleep 
I am awake
 waiting patiently 
For my prey 
#sundaysermon
Can I get a hard stop real quick! 
I know I’m late but...
This R. Kelly lifetime shit is
BANANAS 🍌 
Who let this man get away with all this? Jive records? The CIA? Who’s gonna hold Robert Kelly responsible? Who’s gonna get this man? 
#youcantbeattheinternet #rkelly #wheresbatman
#youcantbeattheinternet 
#jesus 
#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fomoloop @weareunapologetic @thecltv 
#greatdayinthemound #welcomehome
They try and stop me...
I just keep coming back....
More handsome
More charming 
More liquid cash
Taller
Faster
More hilarious
It’s hard to beat me 
#youcantbeattheinternet 
#2019
Groceries will test your manhood 
Don’t ever give in
Get all the mf groceries in one trip
Or die trying. 
#youcantbeattheinternet 
#2019 
#strength
Who tryna go see this with me? 
#youcantbeattheinternet
2019 is a fantastic year. For your pleasure here is a G rated video. 
Enjoy 
#youcantbeattheinternet
Y’alls 2019 New Years resolutions are just dusted off from 2018 but spruced up a bit. Lie to your hideous girlfriend , don’t lie to me. 
#youcantbeattheinternet 
#2019 
#dontlietome 
#happynewyear
#youcantbeattheinternet 
#2018 
#2020
Don’t forget you’re a slightly 
advanced ape flying through space  on a ball that spins and is nourished 
by a giant fireball zillions of miles away. 
Sometimes you gotta sit the fuck down and appreciate that. 
#youcantbeattheinternet #meditation #ifuckedyourbitch #peace #monkey