tiredoracle

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· dianic trash · in want of caffeine · asexual af · loves reading, naps, and mythology

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So spooky.
Don't tell me what I can and can't eat. I am a GD 🍑, bitch. (Let me be one with the sticky-goodness.)
#Demeter may be a mopey-ass, super-petty bitch... but, yeah. I don't know where I was going with that. #bitchcanholdagrudge #dontfuckwithmothernature .
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#winteriscoming #persephonequeenoftheunderworld #showingthedevilwhosboss #gettingthed #seeyounextspring
Drats... The internet is out. #SoSad. Guess I can't do homework.

Welp, just have to read #AdjustmentDay. 🙃
Celebrating the royal wedding today (for no apparent reason except we all get to look super cute). Apparently, it's NOT a tea party though. (Wish someone had let me know.) #royalwedding #partytime #butnotateaparty #workflow #wishyouwerehere
I deserve nice things, and by 'nice things' I mean taro flavored diabetes. .
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#iwishicouldquityou #sugarrush #treatyoself #ideserveit #bufordhwy #loveatlanta
The community meeting last Thursday was the best. My fam nominated me for an award! Whoot, whoot! Now Fredrick and Anita are friends. .
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#theeaglesnameisfrederick #theawardsnameisanita #ilovemyjob #southsidebestside
Surprise food! (is the best food)
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#yummyinmytummy #peopleareawesome #gonnabeagoodday #exceptforthetermpaper #schoolsucks
The thing about English ivy is that it kills everything. Except these little bits. You go bitty boops! 💪Fighting!
When I moved to New Orleans and realized I'd have to drive THREE MILES for a WaHo, I couldn't even. How do people live with more than two blocks between one #wafflehouse and the next? .
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#prayingforyou #mycyborgoverlord @pimptasticfairy #eventhoughwafflesarentvegan #everyoneloveshashbrowns
So in love with @dead_on_paper. Everything I've ordered has been magic. (Do you want this one too, @jessicahatesit?)
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#coinsforcharon #burnmewhenidie #inreverencetotheoldgods
#kiddingnotkidding #andalsolike #hailhydra
#MacGyver has never steered me wrong.
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#shitpost #whatwouldmacgyverdo #nothingducttapecantfix 
#macgyveristhefatherofinvention #tryingmybest #thisweekisgonnasuck (#mothermoon #givemestrength)