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πŸ‘Ή MHS '19 😈 "I never said half the things I said" Neil DeGrasse Tyson πŸ‘»

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An excerpt from the 1987 "Almanac of Harrowing Maritime Tragedies" #13ofmyvest #notsureiactuallyownanyvestsatall
A classic, the "Hot sale Adult Foam Life Jacket Safety Life Vest Swimming Vest With Whistle for Drifting" #13ofmyvest
Taking a homework quiz when you have done none of the homework #honorcode #apcalculusbc
The​ indigo Joseph Abboud. Photo credit Men's Warehouse. #13ofmyvest
@rickyawesomeness #13ofmyvest
#relatable #doodle #miltonssu666
I like to imagine that I'd be good at every part of owning a band except for actually creating and performing music. Here's the cover art for our first fake album, "Reductionism???"
Hey there boys, girls, and friends beyond the binary. I'd be positively chuffed if you donated to the Milton Chorus fundraiser. $20 will get you a nifty coupon card for free ice cream and donuts, also redeemable for one high-five, or (down-low of equal or lesser value). If you can't get one in person, there's a link in my bio where you can donate directly. DM me if you're interested, and I will respond accordingly, possibly in the form of a trochaic villanelle. Thanks!
2006 called, and they want their phones back. #vintage #butnotreally #nostalgia #butfornotlotthatlongago #steampunk #stop
#procrastination #apcalculus #art #urt #doodles
My BC summer packet is a treasure-trove of dumb drawings. #art #ert #urt. #simjones
Picture taken immediately before I am smitten by a vengeful, ancient god #chill #encofosho2k17 #encofosho #blaspheme