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Licensed Massage TherapistπŸ‘πŸΎ.Gym Addict. Weirdo. Silly. Artist. Woke. After a Good Nap. Your Favorite. No. I love you more.

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Said he throw in Thor for twenty #Eclispe
The exact reason why I pay at the pump πŸ˜…#thenthepump #playme #like #seethecashier πŸ˜’
Is it Monday already? πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ #mcm 
#wait #imyourmcm 😲😬#awnaw #aaaaaaawwwww #daaaaaaaammmmnnn πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ#idoclosedrawers #likethatsometimes #pause #yall #realbogus #rightnow #thiswasnt #evensupposedtobeaboutme #iputmyhanduponmyhip #likethe#cardib #song #youisrighttho πŸ˜”
Inari: I'm not good at Ping Pong at all 
Me: it's cool... let's play for your heart
Then she started doing all these tricks with the paddle & ball, and it was at this point πŸ€” that I realized I had messed up. She beat me five times in a row πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ #nah #imjustmessingwithyou #shesucked #like #like #reallybad #and #iaintgotnoheart 😈
Prove it
I call this piece "Soulful Boredom"
Argh you got me again πŸ˜…
The fact that I own one annnnnd it's a hybrid don't help my case πŸ™„πŸ’€πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
#lestruggle trying to make a dollar πŸ’΅ out of 15 cents
If my bank account could just touch the hem of Jesus' garment #fixitjesus
"If you are late one more time, I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go" Me: "you want me to clean out my desk now or later?" #whatsthat #superfacts #issa #birthdefect πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day? #justsomefoodforthought #anyway #overhereat #mybestfriendswedding #ifzaymetmarriedajon #howcouldshegowrong πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ½ #congratulations