Peet Guercio

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Comedian and “it” girl. Hashtaggers on E!, Gotham Comedy Live, MTV’s Greatest Party Story Ever.

http://www.heypeet.com/

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Los Angeles friends - do you know any #furries?
I need a few for a quick, paid TV shoot.
(This is real.)
This feels sarcastic
I’m available to come be pale at your local college or university.
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#standupcomedy #paleness #barlubitsch #weho #jetpackcomedy #comedy #losangeles #melanin
Hi I got a new jacket this photo is purely to show it off please admire my cool new jacket and sort of my crazy shirt but this is really about the jacket

#newjacket #mensfashion #myspace
It's a good thing I poop perfect cubes
I come in, I charm your pets, I leave... and they never love you the same way again.
Mama! Mama! I guested on another podcast! NOW are you proud of me?? Zengineering Podcast episode 049 - Peet Guercio on Rap Battles, Aaron Sorkin, and Problematic Art

buff.ly/2DcWCL7
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#podcast #podcasts #battlerap #rapbattle #engineering
Bae caught me soundcheckin. Lol quit playin bae you sneaky af.

#bae #lit #carbonarolive #comedy #sneakyaf #crunk #fleek #tbt #picoftheday #happy #follow #instadaily #fashion #follow #me #cute #lifehasnomeaning 📷 @robbuchwald
Had to skydive again because nobody had ever kicked out @mollyrothmusic and it's about time somebody stands up to her tyrannical rule

#skydiving #skydive #oceanside #thisissparta
Paying proper respects to Boxing Day on our motos. 🏍 
Happy Birthday, the sport of boxing or actual boxes or someone named Mr or Mrs Boxing or whatever the hell this one’s about.

#motorcycle #angelescrest #losangeles #motorsport
“Hi Peet. I saw you at the Genesee Theatre in Waukegan, IL on Friday the 8th. I enjoyed most of your routine, but one part really annoyed me (to the point that I found your email address just to send this to you). You came on stage wearing a t-shirt with writing on it, little of which was visible through your mostly zipped up jacket, and you never took off your jacket so we could read the t-shirt.” Best feedback on a set I’ve ever received.
Getting pretty for the show at the Melbourne Florida King Center tonight.

I'm trying out this new thing where I make my face look like a duck in photos. Let me know what you think in the comments!!! @m_carbonaro #carbonaroeffect #carbonarolive #michaelcarbonaro