Peet Guercio

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Comedian and “it” girl. Hashtaggers on E!, Gotham Comedy Live, MTV’s Greatest Party Story Ever.

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Volunteering at @dogswithoutborders today at Beverly Center #PetSmart! 
Come getcher self a pup.
#dogsofinstagram #volunteer #photography #adoptadog #pups #pups #pups
Testing focal depth for an interview. 
Dear casting directors, I LIGHT UP THE SCREEN.
#casting #directors #hollywood #movies #famous #celebrity #sunglasses #valet #northkorea
Got to be a part of the #100faces project by master 📷snapsman @mattmisiscostudios. First time anyone has been able to capture the full extent of my overwhelming animal magnetism.
@dirtbagdan408's #BOTZ8 event last night. Believe it or not, @illmac__ @realdealpgh and I posed for this. 📷 @iamhby
One of these days I'm gonna teach you how to sleep, Lieutenant Dan.#dogsofinstagram #husky
TONIGHT!
Massachusetts! Rhode Island! New Hampshire! @erikforserious and I are doing a co-headlining show at @zorbamusichall. Great jokes, cheap tickets.

Let your local friends know!

Tickets: tinyurl.com/punchcomedy
Discount code: instagram 
#boston #lowellma #massachusetts #rhodeisland #vermont #standupcomedy #comedy #lowell
Congrats to the burro! Seems like a good guy.
#sanmigueldeallende #sanmiguel #wedding
Shot a pilot this weekend. My costars were a goddamn nightmare.
Really Apple??
Just found out that the new FaceTime feature where your baby nephew can feed you through the screen only works with avocados! No other foods! DISAPPOINTED.
#apple #facetime #ios11 #avocados #blessed
I'm 33 and have completely given up on ever having legitimate facial hair.
I don’t know what it’s like to be scared to walk through a neighborhood
because of my skin color. But you might.
I don’t know the feeling of having my voice ignored because of my
gender. But you might.
I’ve never been made to feel that my love is invalid because of my
sexuality. But you might.
So I’m with you.

For those of you who couldn’t attend the Pride/Resist march, enjoy some
of my favorite signs:
“If sexuality was a choice I’d be so much gayer”
“Every disaster movie begins with a scientist being ignored”
“If Hillary were President, we’d all be at brunch right now”
“Lordy I hope there are crepes”
“Started from the closet now we’re queer”
#resist #pride #resistmarch
Leo's version of Get Lucky is so on point I expect a cease and desist from Columbia Records any day now