Peet Guercio

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Comedian. Host. Wants to do standup and have allergies at your club/college.

http://www.heypeet.com/

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The art in my hotel room looks like a printer error
Oh no, Melania has infiltrated the airport massage industry
Hello DC and New York! I'm here to do standup and make baby cousins laugh... and I'm almost out of baby cousins.
Trying to have a peaceful getaway at the bottom of a limestone cavern with @mollyrothmusic, but we were interrupted by paparazzi. Joke’s on them - we’re both peeing in this photo.
This standup show was so cool to let me perform in a jacket and no shirt
Whoever put this on my neighbor's car - your outrage is completely lost on this stationery
1. Secretly record all conversations with baby nephew Leo
2. Transcribe into notebook
3. Perform as original standup material
4. Fame and fortune
When faced with a dangerous situation, it is imperative that you stay calm and composed to give off a air of bravery and strength. This demonstration of extreme heroism was made possible by the magnanimous @mollyrothmusic.
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#bungeejumping #bravery #valor #heroism #supportourtroops #america
The only way to get me to a baseball game is to promise me unlimited food and good boys/girls.
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#dodgers #pupsatthepark #dogsofinstagram
‪So apparently The Hulk just moved into my neighborhood and didn't even stop by to say hi, rude‬
Thank you, #planetearth2, for teaching us about the rarely seen and highly prized Always Just Finished Thanksgiving Dinner Chinchilla.
Hosting a game show I'm not allowed to tell you about yet. US launch in a few days!