Peet Guercio

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Comedian. Host. Some allergies.

http://www.heypeet.com/

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The only way to get me to a baseball game is to promise me unlimited food and good boys/girls.
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#dodgers #pupsatthepark #dogsofinstagram
‪So apparently The Hulk just moved into my neighborhood and didn't even stop by to say hi, rude‬
Thank you, #planetearth2, for teaching us about the rarely seen and highly prized Always Just Finished Thanksgiving Dinner Chinchilla.
Hosting a game show I'm not allowed to tell you about yet. US launch in a few days!
The great @hannahmermaid turned me into a professional merman for my TV show shoot. Don’t mess with me or I’ll slowly hop in your direction and then fall
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📷@gograntgordon #mermaid #merman #wetlife?
Serious question do movers sleep with these on their beds or what

All tucked in

All cute

Sweet dreams, movers
Scuba training day one. Skills mastered: controlled descent, equalization, finger guns.
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#scubadiving #scubadive #comedy #funny #swimmingpool #underwaterphotography
Let's go, @zebraheadofficial. Let's go.
Los Angeles friends - do you know any #furries?
I need a few for a quick, paid TV shoot.
(This is real.)
This feels sarcastic
I’m available to come be pale at your local college or university.
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#standupcomedy #paleness #barlubitsch #weho #jetpackcomedy #comedy #losangeles #melanin