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...life finds a way

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#JURASSICWORLD #FALLENKINGDOM #TRAILER 
CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO.
The #jurassicworld #fallenkingdom Trailer drops
tonight. Get ready!

That was a haiku
This is a haiku as well
I’m dope at haikus
Oh.... I Met Walter Jones!!! No biggie! Just one of the greatest offensive tackles in history. #HallOfFame Cool dude too!!! 🙏♥️
Thanks to the @seattlepd for hanging tonight and for introducing me to K-9 Cerberus. Big ups to all the dog handlers out there. Such a cool job. #mansbestfriend
I’m at the Seahawks game! Living my dream. Feeling very blessed. Thanks to Universal, for this trip which is tied in to teasing the trailer for #JurassicWorld The full length Trailer is coming out this Thursday. #Run!!!! #fallenkingdom ok. Back to the game!!
Hard at work. #GoHawks #JurassicWorld #YouAintReady Thank you @bridgetbragerhair
So proud of my friend Chad for writing this book. Faith Forward Future. 
Not so proud of my eye brows which seems to have gone “wizardly” is that a thing? If not it is now.
PERVY DUDE ALERT!!! (Not a joke) It’s confirmed: somebody is trying to pretend to be me on Facebook (and maybe other social media platforms) apparently hitting on a lot of different female fans, trying to get their numbers and who knows what else. I’m not joking. 
Please know, I find this behavior reprehensible. If I find out who it is I’ll have their account shut down and seriously would like to punch them right in the GD mouth. You hear that imposter!? Stop. My message to any fans who are contacted by someone claiming to be Chris Pratt: Look for the BLUE “VERIFIED” CHECKMARK next to the name. If there is no checkmark by my name that person is an imposter. I’m sorry.

Tell your siblings. Educate our young ones. It’s probably mostly kids who would fall for this. Makes me sick. 
It terrifies me to think someone could be hurt, their feelings or much worse, by this imposter/potential predator. I’ve had many, many people tell me about this. It’s not an isolated incident. If anyone is in contact with this person block them immediately. 
If it’s you doing it, I’m warning you. Stop right now or you will@be very unhappy with the outcome. Go find Jesus. 🙏 praying for you.
When I was twelve I won $300 playing bingo and bought a bunch of comic books. I didn’t know much about comics except I wanted to buy a No. 1, because I knew that it would totally increase in value and one day I would sell it (along with my 86 Topps baseball card full set) for probably hundreds of millions and buy a private island. Anyways, in that stack of comics? “The Infinity Gauntlet.” It had some scary dude named Thanos on the cover with a sweet sparkly michael jackson glove with all these shiny rubies and shit on it. Little did I know... baseball cards would end up being pretty worthless and same with comics in terms of an investment. If I was to buy an island it would have to be the old fashioned way. (Playing a character that existed in the comics) Anyways... I forgot the point of this post... here is a trailer for a film I did. I swear I had a point. Something about destiny, or bingo. Anyways... join the hundreds of millions of people around the globe who will see this all in anticipation of its May 4th release.🙏👍🏼♥️😊😊
Had total success!!! Then I deleted the photo. Then I felt bad. Because these sheep are beautiful. So I’m reposting it for your enjoyment. 🐑
Just gazin’ off in the distance sippin’ some coffee from my FREAKIN’ FBI MUG. #burtmacklin
I had a pretty surreal photo shoot while filming #avengers #infinitywar We took this photo (which will appear on the cover of some issues of @vanityfair) We also shot a “Marvel 10th Anniversary Class Photo” which included just about anyone that’s ever been in the 22 Marvel movies made in that time! That was really something. I kept looking around, flabbergasted. So many big stars. So many awesome actors. It was a real “pinch me,” moment. So naturally I pinched Benedict Cumberbatch and he was so in character he literally opened up a portal to the astral plane! I was like “whoa!” And then he pushed me in! At first it was cool. But now I’m starting to get concerned. I’ve been here for hundreds of years. As you know from seeing Dr. Strange time is kinda tricky in the Astral plane. I’m hoping he’ll contact me soon to let me out? I don’t know if he has Instagram. Someone tell him? I know @tomholland2013 follows me. Can you tell him Tom? Hope he didn’t forget about me. I love being in Marvel movies. I’d hate to miss the premiere of #infinitywar next summer.