Mischaela Elkins

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💰Behavioral Finance Expert
💎I analyze how women save, spend, and invest!
Your #WCW 🙏🏻 her 🍑 gets as #thicc as my Balance Sheet
Bullish on $F, No DMs


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When people ask “Do you even plot, bro?!” 💱
Is the argument on pay equality 💰 really statistically sound? A common argument against the statistical divide is that women tend to have “easier” jobs and work fewer hours in the workplace than men. I’ll be sharing some minimally biased (let’s face it, we all have them) (and certifying third party data as bias free is nonsense) takes on this all week. That and memes. So many memes. ✌🏻
#Theranos founder, CEO, Chairwoman, unicorn whisperer 🦄 Elizabeth Holmes was charged with massive fraud by the SEC today. 
My personal favorite quote from this saga of pretentiousness and robber baron-ery was her quote regarding how the technology worked. “A chemistry is performed so that a chemical reaction occurs and generates a signal from the chemical reaction with the sample.” Nobody tell Elizabeth she stole that line from my first grade Science Fair Project affectionately titled “Which Liquid Cleans A Penny Better?” Spoiler alert: It’s lemon juice, fam. 
Hope she can still get conjugal visits with her  Issey Miyake turtlenecks in Martha Stewart jail. 👩🏼‍⚖️
Is it a rainy day fund or a f*ck off fund? A new term has entered the feminist sphere...and a number of dissenters are already trying to gently reassure the pearl clutchers that this has always been called a #rainydayfund 
I have to call bs on that one. The notion that a woman should keep a stockpile of cash around in case she reaches a breaking point in her romantic relationship, working relationship with her boss, etc. is nonsensical. The fact of the matter is that women should day by day manage their affairs in such a manner that a scummy boyfriend or sexual harassment hurling boss gets the axe as soon as he takes his mask off. Women should strive to ensure their financial freedom and sanity rests only on their graceful and strong shoulders. A f*ck off fund speaks to an even more dire situation in which a woman has to flee the life she’s built with a partner and has had to painstakingly scrimp to do so. Never get invested and commingle funds with an instrument OR INDIVIDUAL offering diminishing returns. Ladies, be Bullish when the market indicates...and be Bullish about life 24/7. At LadyMoney, we call bull on the notion that you should save a chunk of money just in case the man you’re dependent on shows his true colors...the south end of a north bound donkey. 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏽‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️
My Donatella Versace cosplay is coming together nicely.
Never confuse the price of something, the value of the item to you, and the cost. ✌🏻
The hat of my dreams. @mollytullis  backed this because we are mad #bullish on @mrsdowjones
I only structure my friend and boyfriend deals like American Options....✌🏻#womeninfinance
Did you know: married women at some point in their relationship, on average, control around 90% of the house funds and income. 
Yet there is still a persistent belief that women don’t know what to do with money and don’t make responsible decisions with it. FALSE. 👱🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍🏫👩🏽‍💼👩🏻‍💻👩🏿‍🔬👩🏽‍⚖️👰🏼
If @bhadbhabie was a #Finance #hardess 😂👌🏻
Goldman Sachs and @apple announced a joint credit card verb via @wsj 💳 🍎The card will reflect the Apple Pay brand. This move will replace Apple’s long standing credit card deal with @barclaysuk This move could help both Apple and GS combat some weaknesses in their core businesses at present. The business is a cutthroat one and an ambitious move for GS whose consumer lending business is two years old. Here’s to a profitable venture for both and more options for Apple product financing for early credit builders. More options is always good for the market!
Did you know: 51% of all US stocks held are held by WOMEN. 🤑👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼👱🏾‍♀️👩🏽👩🏻👩🏿Still think that #WallStreet is a man’s world?💸💰