Sam Avery Learner Parent

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Dad of toddlers. Stand up comic. Award winning parent blogger. 'Brilliant' LAD BIBLE 'A must' SUNDAY TIMES Pre-order my first book HERE ⬇️

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The lads. In their new den. With Zac's arm at an angle that makes this look like a selfie. Ace. 😊
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Parenting stats for today:

Public meltdowns - 3 (kids 2, me 1)

Nappy leaks - 1

Failed attempts at applying logic to a two year old - 723

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Did a weekend of gigs at @hwccliverpool which, aside from the fact that it's local (so local that I managed to put the dishwasher on as I was leaving and arrived home to hear it finishing, rock and roll!) but what a club that is to play. Incredible room and such an electric atmosphere. Back home now with a glass of wine, a chocolate f**king brownie that my wife made, and easily in time for Match of the Day. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMONDS! 
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MO TRAINS, MO PROBLEMS. This was the blissful moment just before Ben decided that magnets were dickheads and Zac lay on the track causing a virtual earthquake leading to a double locomotive meltdown. RE-NATIONALISE THE RAILWAYS, I SAY!
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My mum is babysitting and just said 'Don't worry about what time you get home' so I'm googling flights to Vegas...
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Thanks for all your lovely comments about the book coming out! I'M SO EXCITED! Here's a pic from when I went to meet my publishers, holding a hastily made L-plate over the creases on my shirt. (Book is out 5th Oct, to preorder go to the link in my biog 🤓)
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Zac wanted toast. Ben wanted crumpets. Now Zac wants crumpets and Ben wants toast but neither are willing to share the foodstuffs that they no longer want. Total catch 22 situation. It's the neighbours I feel for. 
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#throwbackthursday Look at the kecks on these two! Never mind a belt, they needed a necklace to keep those bad boys up. But mainly, AWWWWW!!! It's such a cliche but where has all the time gone?!?!?! #simoncowellisafashionicon #tbt #parent #parents #parenting #dad #father #fatherhood #parenthood #toddler #baby #twins #twinsofinstagram #daddy #family #son #blog #ukparentbloggers #blogger #bloggers #twin #twinning #twinlife #twinstagram
Didn't realise how fat I was till I photobombed this pic. 
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Future Olympian or evading police? 
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Here it is, guys - the front cover of my book! The release date has just been brought forward to OCTOBER 5th (due to popular demand!) and it's available to pre-order NOW! (Link in bio)

I'm so excited to get this book into the world and I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it :) #book #bookcover #author #comedian #parent #parents #parenting #dad #father #fatherhood #parenthood #toddler #baby #twins #twinsofinstagram #daddy #family #son #blog #ukparentbloggers #blogger #bloggers #twin #twinning #twinlife #twinstagram
Gees, look at these little podgy faced beauties. Think they were only a few months old when this was taken. They're 2 and a bit now, much more fun, loads more challenging and still not willing to smile simultaneously but I guess some things never change 😆
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