Sam Avery - The Learner Parent

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Parenthood is a crafty bastard: the moment you master something it changes the game so you're shit at it again.πŸ€“ I've written an Amazon Best Seller ⬇️

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Confessions-Learner-Parent-inexperienced-ineffectual/dp/1409175634/ref=la_B071438VY1_1_1_twi_har_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1512033507&sr=1-1

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I know, I know. It's 'stake' but come on. I'm knackered. Anyway, what do you reckon? Someone on twitter said they should be 'cremated and then used to grit the car park in winter.' Harsh? πŸ˜‚
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Here's another peep from my (deep breath) Amazon Best Seller! 😯

Grab your copy via the link in my bio πŸ‘
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This is the face of a man with two toddlers at home. This is the face of a man who loves those kids more than life itself but is completely beside himself with glee that he is staying in a hotel tonight all by himself. This is the face of a man who spent 5 minutes excitedly pacing around the room deciding where to sit. This is the face of a man who is wearing comfortable slacks while drinking WINE from a MUG. This is the face of a man who, for tonight at least, is a WINNER! πŸ˜‚
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Noticed a hole in son's jeans on the way out to nursery. Wife said it looked trampy and we needed to change him. I claimed it was fashionable with kids these days and he was fine. So we compromised. And changed him.
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So proud of my little boy ❀️for getting his 'Dancer of the Week' certificate from nursery. 😊
(Not sure where he gets his moves from like...😬 I remember dating a girl years ago and I wasn't sure if we were right for each other. This was confirmed as I strutted my stuff in a bar one night and she whispered to me, 'You know, you're an amazing dancer.' I knew right then and there that I couldn't be with someone who had such unfeaseably poor judgement...πŸ˜‚
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HOLY MOLY! MY BOOK IS A NUMBER 1 BESTSELLER ON AMAZON! 😲Aaaaaaagggghhhh! Thanks to all of you who've been buying it, you've made me very giddy! πŸ€“(link in bio πŸ‘) And to everyone who's left it a 5* review on Amazon so far, I can't thank you enough. Please do keep those coming! You all rock, Sam x (P.s. The book is in the 'Pregnancy & Childcare' section so I do hope nobody's buying this book for actual, useful advice...😬) .
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Quite easily the best piece of photoshop I've ever been involved in πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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And so it begins. The silly season that is December in the comedy clubs. Tonnes of extra work, a barrage of incomprehensible heckles and loads of time away from my family. That last bit makes me sad. But I'm lucky this year to be playing some lovely clubs with great promoters so I think we're going to be okay. (Apart from Black Friday, obvs, which is always a shit storm. πŸ’©) Strap in comrades! Here we go... EDIT: Tonight in Alexanders is LOVELY! ❀️
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One again, December has sneaked up on us like an undercover sloth doing the walk of shame. Which means some of you will be starting to think about Christmas gift ideas. πŸŽ„May I very politely suggest that you buy my book (*sneak peek above*) for everyone you’ve ever met? 😜(BTW, if you think this is early, I got my first β€˜If I don’t see you before, have a lovely Christmas’ this year in f**king OCTOBER! Ridonkulous. πŸŽ…πŸ€›) LINK IN BIO πŸ‘
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B O O K πŸ€“ S I G N I N G !
Look at this lovely spread!
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NOBODY LIKES GETTING UP 😩
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I went to the @bbc5live #mumtakeover event today to discuss parenthood and #mentalhealth Some incredible stories were told and the entire conversation reinforced something that I feel very passionate about - WE NEED TO TALK MORE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH! πŸ‘Š Talk to your partner, friends, family - if you can. If you can't or don't feel comfortable, find someone who will listen, be it health professionals, online forums, or places like @chasingthestigma Also, tonnes of cute babies around so don't tell Mrs A but I got a little bit broody in there...
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