Sam Avery Learner Parent

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Award winning parent blogger & stand up. Dad of twins. My first book 'Confessions of a Learner Parent' is out NOW & you can order HERE ⬇️

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I swear that's not me in the middle. Brilliant day at Sefton Park for @roycastlelungcancer Spooky Welly Walk 👍
We had a great day out at the Spooky Welly Walk. This picture doesn't really do it justice.
I used to buy booze on Friday nights...😫
"I wish Daddy would pronounce words properly instead of apeing my half-arsed baby bullshit. I know my toddler jibberish is cuter than adult speak but come on, cocknose - ENUNCIATE. You’re supposed to be the mentor but when you replicate my part-formed syllables you sound like a semi-literate Geordie at the end of a four day bender."
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My first book event is tonight and I'm quite excited! I have some new stand up I can't wait to do and I'll be having a Q&A with everyone. My mum is coming too so be nice or she'll batter you...
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Throwback to when my lads were light enough to pick up without causing a compression fracture of the spine. 👍 It's funny because sometimes I feel pretty glum when I see how quickly they've grown but other times I'm thankful because let's face it, toddlers are waaaay more fun than babies who just lie there puking and looking cute. That said, I did watch LOADS of telly when they were babbas and slept a lot. In fact I once smashed through all 9 series of Peep Show in a week. (A WEEK!) So actually, thinking about it properly, yeah, I DEFINITELY miss those days 😂
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"Despite the rumours, it turns out that Mummy doesn't actually own a willy. Blew my mind. What on earth does she painfully yank at in the bath? Spent all day telling everyone."
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Thought for the day...UGH! 🤓x
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Date night with this legend. .
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"They need to stop giving me the yellow plate. It’s scientifically proven that food on the yellow plate tastes like arse."
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Really sad to hear about Sean Hughes passing today. He was one of the first stand ups that I idolised as a painfully shy 14 year old and unlike some of the more laddish acts of the day he seemed to possess a vulnerability and charm that I really warmed to. In late 1999 I was going through a bit of a tough time, struggling to find my way and wondering what to do with my life when someone lent me an old 2nd hand copy of ‘Sean’s Book’ which was a collection of his musings and poems. Some of the stuff in there was beautiful and it really put my mind at ease to know that this super successful person that I looked up to was pretty confused too, and it wasn’t such a bad thing. RIP.
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Check out this exclusive clip from the next series of Britain's Got Talent...🤓👍
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