Sam Avery

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Dad of toddlers. Teller of jokes. Award winning parent blogger. 'Brilliant' LAD BIBLE 'Hilarious' DAILY MAIL 'A must' SUNDAY TIMES

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Why go to Glastonbury? Our house already smells of shit and wet wipes. 
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Last day of the season, first day of indoctrination...😁
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Don't mean to show off n' that but I've just drawn a chalk bus in the backyard. #followyourdream #successisyours #walkthewalkandchalkthechalk #parent #parents #parenting #dad #father #fatherhood #parenthood #toddler #baby #twins #twinsofinstagram #daddy #family #son #blog #ukparentbloggers #blogger #bloggers #twin #twinning #twinlife #twinstagram
The Avery 'triplets' wish you a very happy Friday...the only time I can get a half decent pic of them at the moment is if they're strapped down. Maybe I'll get a GoPro and tie it to their teddy bears. 
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Since the kids were born I don't dress smart very often so it's nice now and again to throw a suit on and pretend I'm Dean Martin / a bank clerk / on my way to court. There's a grubby handprint from one of the boys on the right leg but you only notice it if you look at it... 👀😬
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"So tell us, Sam. When was it that you realised you'd truly made it?"
"Well, Graham. I'd have to say it was when I saw my name written in felt tip on a sign that was so magnificent that it took not one, but TWO pieces of A4."
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These two love a few pints on a Sunday. 
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Just spotted Vanilla Ice at the self-scan till at Asda. 
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This is the face of a man who's spent the whole day changing rancid nappies and mopping up puke and has just eaten a massive Dominos and definitely can't be arsed getting a shower and putting clothes on to go and do a gig. I'm sure I'll be in the mood when I get there but right now? MEH. 
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Quality time is so important with family. Still on sofa and now nappies are starting to leak. I'll cherish these memories. 
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It's puke central in our house this morning. I haven't seen this much vomit since I accidentally watched a Celine Dion DVD many years ago. Both lads have already chucked up all over me so we're just watching telly, which seems to have cheered them up. BLEURGH!
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Thought for the day x
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